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Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.
Drunk up your regulations
Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis
Never let go of an opportunity to make people insecure
Be annoyed with your generosity
Let’s make stock photos normal
Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.
Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady
Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent
Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned