Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

Please don’t do it with your lover

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Between an open your mind and money is society

Days will fill your life with income

Threats make certain people dismiss what others find undismissable

Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Don’t make too many promises. Live.

Make every bathroom break blissful