Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

Are fears simply the mistakes of your deepest fears?

Threats can make you attack what others see as unattackable

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Make your dream happen soon

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Together we can make the mainstream media implode

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Let’s make stock photos normal

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.