Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Can we make demagoguery cool amongst young people?

Please don’t do it with your lover

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Make each and every boyfriend think they’re intense

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Never let go of an opportunity to make people insecure

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl