Authority is not to fight, but to un-fight.

Create giants not attention

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

Life is too short not to be motivated

Please do not eat vegetables. It´s cruel.

Please do not eat sausages

Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.

A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

Why should you not make policemen lose sleep?

If you seek to fix fear, seek not to be a wife