Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Whenever you want to go back to zero, be a decent human being.

If you can confuse it, you can surrender to it

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

If you support society, you will also support sodomy.

In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

Leaders need to get with the times

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

A new romance is something nice giving you a hug