Someone must get sick. Why not you?

You are attractive

Computers need to get a grip

What makes you think you’re so mean?

Authority is not to fight, but to un-fight.

Robots deny the apocalypse more often then not

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Life is too short not to be motivated

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien