Why be depressed when you can be respected?

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

To be serious for a second, employment can to some people be interesting.

You are attractive

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

When you want the moon, wish for it.

A new romance is something nice giving you a hug

Remember that you are in trouble

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat