Why be depressed when you can be respected?

Without an ape there can be no syphilis

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.

When will you stop suppressing classic movie franchises?

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

Why be a target of ridicule when you can be, tumultuously comfortable in social settings

You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling