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Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin
Don’t stop social intoxication
Aliens want to make love to your brain
The contents of living are not much different from tears on the mattress
What makes you think you’re so mean?
Smurfs have low self-esteem
Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.
Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you
Feel at least some gratitude for a dog