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If you can confuse it, you can surrender to it
Without an ape there can be no syphilis
Childhood is a lot like wearing chains
Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin
Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.
Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19) mediocre leader, decent philosopher, loud liar
Comrades of planet earth unite!
There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag
If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.
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