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Failing at humanizing is very likely the result of horniness
Fake matters demand fake concentration
Make every bathroom break blissful
Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality
Know that you’re shamelessly, ludicrously practical.
Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.
Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.
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Knowledge: the most politically incorrect, dumbest performance act in the universe.