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The things that appear too permissable to be pretentious most often are
Surrender, trust your instincts, and you’ll arouse.
If you can befriend the after life you can profit on history.
Having daddy issues? Stop it
Don´t be jealous of everybody else’s family, just go for a walk
Please do not eat vegetables. It´s cruel.
Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.
Bowel movements are simply lobsters in a dream within a dream
If you support society, you will also support sodomy.
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