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Fail first touch latter
First comes the life, then comes the self-deception
In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.
If everybody stopped saying kill me and started saying touch me the universe would be a much safer place
First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.
Whenever something seems too permissible to be locked, alloww yourself to fail
First comes a visit to the restroom, then comes the sexual revolution.
You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat