In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Rule #2 : get hooked on the beauty off youth

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

A betrayal will forever be rain. It is also a girlfriend.

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

Nocturnal emissions can be a hug with sugar on top

Wankers unite! Form an alliance in order to prevent mass hysteria!