In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

With unexpected understanding comes unexpected gobbledygook

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

Wankers unite! Form an alliance in order to prevent mass hysteria!

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

Fail first touch latter

Rule #2 : get hooked on the beauty off youth

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.