In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

Computers need to get a grip

Realizing the full potential of fearlessness is important in order to learn to say no

Leaders need to get with the times

Government officials and witches! Work together in order to stop the end of the world!

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

Rule #2 : get hooked on the beauty off youth