In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

Computers need to get a grip

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

You must say no to intercourse

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

You must accept traditional pornography

Please don’t do it with your lover

Wankers unite! Form an alliance in order to prevent mass hysteria!

Rule 12: play with your friends