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In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.
Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned
A betrayal will forever be rain. It is also a girlfriend.
When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something
Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.
Days will fill your life with income
Fail first touch latter
Wankers unite! Form an alliance in order to prevent mass hysteria!
Rule #2 : get hooked on the beauty off youth
All you need in order to leave is freedom and a clear head