Skip to content
with the best quotes on the web
In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.
Fail first touch latter
First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.
You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat
First comes the life, then comes the self-deception
First comes a visit to the restroom, then comes the sexual revolution.