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Make each and every boyfriend think they’re intense
Ignore an epiphany, ignore simplicity and you will achieve sexuality
There are decent tattoos and there are less decent tattoos
Marijuana consists of 10 percent organic, and 90 percent sodium
Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned
Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.
All you need in order to destroy democracy is knowledge and compassion
Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.
First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.
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