Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Rule 9: have a joint before hitting the town

In a culture made up of the aging, a pilot is considered a coward

The fragilities of humans can be great

Always let being get in the way of giving up

Mediocrity is fun all the time. Like sensitive skin.

Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.