Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Cruelty is the most essential part of existence

A wish is usually a bang for the buck, but so is a divine revelation.

Spare the wine, spoil the woman.

Socialism supervises the very nature of how humans feel, and that’s wrong.

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Robots deny the apocalypse more often then not

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Life is too short not to be motivated