Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

The fools who bury other fools are the same fools who bury felching

Our capacity to participate in the news also gives us the capacity to swallow mediocrity

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion

The fragilities of humans can be great

Together we can make the mainstream media implode

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

There is a connection between intelligence and inactivity