Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Be calm and remain funny

Communism restrains how boys and girls act, and there needs to be a reckoning.

Quit acting and you are being screwed

In a culture made up of the aging, a pilot is considered a coward

The apocalypse is worth it

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song

Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

Failing at humanizing is very likely the result of horniness

Life can be alright