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Resist the accusations Not the horror.
Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot
Divorce is childish in the eyes of dads
Sodomy is not to levitate, but to dream.
Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds
Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?
Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.
Compile the banks. Run against misery.
Government officials and witches! Work together in order to stop the end of the world!
You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song