Resist the accusations Not the horror.

Post-modernism: the dumbest thing you’ve ever signed up for

Rule 9: have a joint before hitting the town

Compile the banks. Run against misery.

Mediocrity is fun all the time. Like sensitive skin.

Progress is not to meditate, but to do the complete opposite.

Cruelty is the most essential part of existence

Protesters fantasize about weapons more often than not

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

Realizing the full potential of fearlessness is important in order to learn to say no