When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something

You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

If you support society, you will also support sodomy.

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

You are not insane

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

Rule #2 : get hooked on the beauty off youth

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.