When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

Remember that you are in trouble

When you want the moon, wish for it.

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Only when you learn to accept the hidden dimension of solutions, will you be face to face with empires

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted