When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something

You probably should rethink intolerance

Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

You are considerate. You are likable. You are fine.

You must say no to intercourse

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.