When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

If more of us stopped saying i forgive you and started saying I’m sick of this shit the world would be a much cooler place

Whenever you want to go back to zero, be a decent human being.

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent

If you are who you are in the ship, there is no ship

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self