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When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something
You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone
Always let your heart get in the way of your mind
In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.
If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible
If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital
When will we understand how to act paranoid around celebrities?
When they hear police station a lot of people think safe space
Make dick like you mean it
You are not insane