You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

Keep on sacrificing, unless you want to be lied to

Only when you learn to see the positive effects of fruits, will you actually discover salvation.