You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone

You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Make dick like you mean it

You are about to turn into a human

When will you stop suppressing classic movie franchises?

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

Leaders need to get with the times

Keep on sacrificing, unless you want to be lied to

Wankers unite! Form an alliance in order to prevent mass hysteria!