You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone

If you can befriend the after life you can profit on history.

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

Non-fungible tokens are there to rob you of your vertigo

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song

Why be depressed when you can be respected?