Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

What makes you think you’re so mean?

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

Why be depressed when you can be respected?

You must say no to intercourse

Mediocrity is fun all the time. Like sensitive skin.