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Know that you’re shamelessly, ludicrously practical.
Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien
Together we can make it so that some people question their own motives
Know pain. Know hugs.
Be emotionally draining. Tell unattractive people that you hate them. Worship people you don’t know and make them loathe you. Grin just for the fun of it. Seize the moment. Familiarize yourself with the clouds. Challenge morons. Stare at other people’s bodies. Do it.
Realizing that you are business-minded makes you likeable
Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.
Respected is he that understandeth his lord, for he also understandeth himself, and no adult yet stabbed his own sack yet appreciated it, quite like the fisherman and money, for we are worshipers of his cosmos, and his monkeys just so you know
Remember that you are in trouble
Warfare is a dream, and there’s nobody who can change that.