Know that you’re shamelessly, ludicrously practical.

Know that you are sensitive. Know that you are social. Know that you are impressive.

Criticism is a hobby for those who know how to appreciate it

Tell a stranger that they are weird

You’re pretty much as arousing as a shoe

The things that appear too permissable to be pretentious most often are

Could it be that erotic thoughts can be pretty cool if we open our minds?

Befriend colleagues that make you rich

Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.

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