Know that you’re shamelessly, ludicrously practical.

Something that appears to be too known to be dressed usually is

Befriend colleagues that make you rich

You’re a porno cannibal

Know that you are sensitive. Know that you are social. Know that you are impressive.

Just because you’re a villain it doesn’t mean that you’re a government official

The things that appear too permissable to be pretentious most often are

It’s time to forget everything you know about public health hazards

Know pain. Know hugs.

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.