Know that you’re shamelessly, ludicrously practical.

Cry while you’re young

Together we can make it so that some people question their own motives

Do you think that certain atoms are atoms because you’re thinking too much?

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

You’re clean. Almost as clean as a biscuit.

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Remember that you are in trouble

Tell a stranger that they are weird

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien