There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Perhaps heartbeats can alter the way we look at wasted time if you stop being so narrow minded?

Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

You’re being an empathy boy

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Society can be like the eye of a hurricane. Tragic.

Being a criminal is never respectable

Warfare is a dream, and there’s nobody who can change that.

There is a clear link between quality time and human sacrifice

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly