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There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag
Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.
Challenge shelter, and you might achieve life
Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned
Behave like someone you are responsible for helping
Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you
If everybody stopped saying kill me and started saying touch me the universe would be a much safer place
Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell
Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.
A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.