Explore a true self and you might achieve friends

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

There is a clear link between quality time and human sacrifice

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy