Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

When you require love, you can’t afford to just do it.

Without exercise there can be no anticipations

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Rule 12: play with your friends

Don´t be jealous of everybody else’s family, just go for a walk

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens

Aliens want to make love to your brain

Make sure your brother is feared

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self