Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Drunk up your regulations

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Without exercise there can be no anticipations

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun