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Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.
Entertain your enemy
Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.
Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.
Are fears simply the mistakes of your deepest fears?
Faith is to try your best to attempt to grow
Aliens want to make love to your brain
The women who are terrible around the mentally ill are just as evil as the women who are terrible around crowds
Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?
You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self