Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Entertain your enemy

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Rule 12: play with your friends

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Appreciate your self-destructive life

Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion

Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official