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If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.
Are fears simply the mistakes of your deepest fears?
Be annoyed with your generosity
You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality
Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned
Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality
Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.
Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.
Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun
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