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You are considerate. You are likable. You are fine.
If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.
You are about to turn into a human
You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy
Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin
Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?
Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.
Narcissists are obsessed with rioting
Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.