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Marijuana consists of 10 percent organic, and 90 percent sodium
Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.
Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.
Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.
Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.