Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

What makes you think you’re so mean?

Authority is not to fight, but to un-fight.

Robots deny the apocalypse more often then not

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Life is too short not to be motivated

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

Could it be that erotic thoughts can be pretty cool if we open our minds?