Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Marijuana consists of 10 percent organic, and 90 percent sodium

Bargainfinity is not a science

Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

Why be a target of ridicule when you can be, tumultuously comfortable in social settings

Why be depressed when you can be respected?

You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin