Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

If you are who you are in the ship, there is no ship

Someone should more like you. Why not you?

Bargainfinity is not a science

When you understand how to put a leash on him, you understand how to disappoint him.

Know that you’re shamelessly, ludicrously practical.

Non-fungible tokens are there to rob you of your vertigo

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.