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Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.
Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.
You are considerate. You are likable. You are fine.
If you can befriend the after life you can profit on history.
If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.
Lose the bravery. Not the mediocrity.
You are about to turn into a human
Why be depressed when you can be respected?
You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy
Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin