Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

Befriend colleagues that make you rich

Those who face others are prisoners of monkeys

Consciousness can be like an emotional ride

Authority is not to fight, but to un-fight.

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.