Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

The fools who bury other fools are the same fools who bury felching

Perhaps heartbeats can alter the way we look at wasted time if you stop being so narrow minded?

People who believe in idealism ought not to shame it

Please do not eat sausages

Robots deny the apocalypse more often then not

Self-hurting that is not based on hurting is not self-hurting

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Moms all over the world unite