Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song

Tell a stranger that they are weird

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

When you want the moon, wish for it.

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

It’s naughty to be fine but it’s not naughty to be messed up

Something that appears to be too known to be dressed usually is