You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Realizing that you are business-minded makes you likeable

If you support society, you will also support sodomy.

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

You probably should rethink intolerance

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.