You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

You probably should rethink intolerance

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

When will you stop suppressing classic movie franchises?

Cry while you’re young

You are attractive

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

If you are who you are in the ship, there is no ship

What makes you think you’re so mean?