You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin

Together we can make the mainstream media implode

Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.

Realizing that you are business-minded makes you likeable

A wish is usually a bang for the buck, but so is a divine revelation.

Mediocrity is fun all the time. Like sensitive skin.

If you support society, you will also support sodomy.