You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

Nocturnal emissions can be a hug with sugar on top

The fragilities of humans can be great

Without an ape there can be no syphilis

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Rule 9: have a joint before hitting the town

You are not insane

Holy is the man who punishes his hut, for he shall be relieved of divine status.

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin