Being a criminal is never respectable

A night out is never entertaining

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

Quit acting and you are being screwed

Having a huge penis can to some people feel like being immortal

Never call it degradation. Call it dialogue.

Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard

Thank you bees, for being so beautiful

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag