Being a criminal is never respectable

Perhaps heartbeats can alter the way we look at wasted time if you stop being so narrow minded?

Being pathetic is profitable

Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard

Having a huge penis can to some people feel like being immortal

Ignore being ridiculed

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

Thank you bees, for being so beautiful

Never support hate