Being a criminal is never respectable

Never call it degradation. Call it dialogue.

A night out is never entertaining

Always let being get in the way of giving up

It’s never too late to think

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

Being pathetic is profitable

Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard

Don’t you see anything cringeworthy in a twenty-seven-year old woman who’s obsessed with praise being obsessed with praise?