If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

Remember that you are in trouble

Spreading the fake news media is not uncommon

When you want the moon, wish for it.

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

Life is too short to not be accomplished. Consider that.

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.