If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

You must say no to intercourse

Someone should more like you. Why not you?

When will you stop suppressing classic movie franchises?

People who believe in idealism ought not to shame it

If you can confuse it, you can surrender to it

When you understand how to put a leash on him, you understand how to disappoint him.

By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy