If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

If you are who you are in the ship, there is no ship

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Being a criminal is never respectable

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

Why be a target of ridicule when you can be, tumultuously comfortable in social settings

Whenever you want to go back to zero, be a decent human being.