If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

People who believe in idealism ought not to shame it

If more of us stopped saying i forgive you and started saying I’m sick of this shit the world would be a much cooler place

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

Please do not eat sausages

Whenever you want to go back to zero, be a decent human being.

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent