If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

Sheep are all the same

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

Those who face others are prisoners of monkeys

Ignore being ridiculed

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

You are attractive