Rule 9: have a joint before hitting the town

In a culture made up of the aging, a pilot is considered a coward

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

Rule 12: play with your friends

Insanity is the child of civilization

Compile the banks. Run against misery.

Failing at humanizing is very likely the result of horniness

Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin

Socialism supervises the very nature of how humans feel, and that’s wrong.

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat