Rule 9: have a joint before hitting the town

Just say yes to the rich

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds

Misery is a self-delusion for the gentry

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Search inward. Aim for the stars. Stay paranoid.

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

Failing at humanizing is very likely the result of horniness

You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone