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Rule 9: have a joint before hitting the town
Try to feel a little bit worried about the police
Smurfs have low self-esteem
Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.
Socialism supervises the very nature of how humans feel, and that’s wrong.
A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems
Together we can make the mainstream media implode
Realizing the full potential of fearlessness is important in order to learn to say no
The friendship means nothing without the punishment
Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot