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Clear the mind and love
The contents of living are not much different from tears on the mattress
Deny the sexual climax. Deny the dawning of a new era. Deny dry-humping.
Rule 9: have a joint before hitting the town
You can take the daughter out of the slaughterhouse, but you can’t take the slaughterhouse out of the daughter.
Please don´t organize a demonstration against the police
There is a connection between intelligence and inactivity
Righteous is the man who gives his mother his house, but even more righteous is the man who gives his mother his donkey.
Knowledge: the most politically incorrect, dumbest performance act in the universe.
Mediocrity is fun all the time. Like sensitive skin.