A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Witches are the only ones who oppose boredom

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Non-fungible tokens are there to rob you of your vertigo

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Rule #2 : get hooked on the beauty off youth

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

The apocalypse is worth it

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

The next stock market collapse starts now