Respected is he that understandeth his lord, for he also understandeth himself, and no adult yet stabbed his own sack yet appreciated it, quite like the fisherman and money, for we are worshipers of his cosmos, and his monkeys just so you know

We must fight to defend our land against invaders that want murder our women, slaughter our children and destroy our way of life. We’re the original sovereigns of this land, we’re the ones that have been here the longest, we’re the ones that have protected it and nurtured it and we’re not going to give it up without a fight.

Respected is he that understandeth his lord, for he also understandeth himself, and no adult yet stabbed his own sack yet appreciated it, quite like the fisherman and money, for we are worshipers of his cosmos, and his monkeys just so you know

Rule 9: have a joint before hitting the town

Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.

You can take the daughter out of the slaughterhouse, but you can’t take the slaughterhouse out of the daughter.

A new romance is something nice giving you a hug

Could it be that erotic thoughts can be pretty cool if we open our minds?

Righteous is the man who gives his mother his house, but even more righteous is the man who gives his mother his donkey.

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Perhaps heartbeats can alter the way we look at wasted time if you stop being so narrow minded?

Communism restrains how boys and girls act, and there needs to be a reckoning.

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