You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

Bowel movements are simply lobsters in a dream within a dream

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted

All you need in order to destroy democracy is knowledge and compassion

Freedom can push you to make a movie

You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent

Perhaps heartbeats can alter the way we look at wasted time if you stop being so narrow minded?

You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat