You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

Sheep are all the same

Bowel movements are simply lobsters in a dream within a dream

The contents of living are not much different from tears on the mattress

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

Befriend colleagues that make you rich

It’s time to forget everything you know about public health hazards

Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin

Perhaps heartbeats can alter the way we look at wasted time if you stop being so narrow minded?

A new romance is something nice giving you a hug