You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Keep on sacrificing, unless you want to be lied to

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

You must say no to intercourse

Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

When you want the moon, wish for it.

If you are feeling like a prisoner within building, perhaps you are imagining the building

Know that you are sensitive. Know that you are social. Know that you are impressive.

Quit acting and you are being screwed