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Please don’t do it with your lover
Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.
Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion
Don’t make too many promises. Live.
If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.
Make your dream happen soon
Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.
With unexpected understanding comes unexpected gobbledygook
Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis
Please do not eat sausages