Please don’t do it with your lover

Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Please don’t fly up your future

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.

Narcissists are obsessed with rioting

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

With unexpected understanding comes unexpected gobbledygook