Please don’t do it with your lover

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Make your dream happen soon

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Be annoyed with your generosity