Please don’t do it with your lover

Please do not eat vegetables. It´s cruel.

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Entertain your enemy

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

Don’t search for words

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned