God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

The next stock market collapse starts now

Intelligence is a malfunction in the collective unconscious

Mediocrity is fun all the time. Like sensitive skin.

The contents of living are not much different from tears on the mattress

Aliens want to make love to your brain

Make sure your brother is feared

Just say yes to the rich

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

It takes trickery to become the world’s greatest at exercising