Surrender, trust your instincts, and you’ll arouse.

Quit acting and you are being screwed

Please don’t do it with your lover

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Make your dream happen soon

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell