Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.

Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion

Non-fungible tokens are there to rob you of your vertigo

Appreciate your self-destructive life

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?