Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Days will fill your life with income

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

Appreciate your self-destructive life

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Rule 12: play with your friends