Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Please don’t do it with your lover

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

Surrender, trust your instincts, and you’ll arouse.

Rule 9: have a joint before hitting the town

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality