Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Days will fill your life with income

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.