Rule 12: play with your friends

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Nocturnal emissions can be a hug with sugar on top

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.

Paranoia goes hand in hand with death

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Aliens want to make love to your brain