Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

All you need in order to destroy democracy is knowledge and compassion

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?