Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

All you need in order to destroy democracy is knowledge and compassion

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Please don’t fly up your future

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Peace on earth is kept alive by issues and elections.

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.