Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Entertain your enemy

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

Rule #2 : get hooked on the beauty off youth

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that