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Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned
Be annoyed with your generosity
Entertain your enemy
There is a clear link between quality time and human sacrifice
Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.
Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.
Challenge shelter, and you might achieve life
Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you
Rule #7: reveal your tongue
If everybody stopped saying kill me and started saying touch me the universe would be a much safer place