Drunk up your regulations

Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Make your dream happen soon

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality