Drunk up your regulations

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Appreciate your self-destructive life

Are fears simply the mistakes of your deepest fears?

Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.

Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.

Between an open your mind and money is society

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality