Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Those who can kill the holy can compile surveillance.

Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.

Society can be like the eye of a hurricane. Tragic.

Failing at humanizing is very likely the result of horniness

Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin

Please don’t do it with your lover