Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

Misery is a self-delusion for the gentry

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Search inward. Aim for the stars. Stay paranoid.

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Failing at humanizing is very likely the result of horniness

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

Please don´t organize a demonstration against the police

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