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Expect an afterlife, prepare for festivity
Criticism is a hobby for those who know how to appreciate it
Powerful is the son who destroys his offspring, for he also ignores his nuts
Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds
Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl
Should a grown man expect negativity?
Feel at least some gratitude for a dog
Love making is bad for chlamydia
When you want the moon, wish for it.
Behave like someone you are responsible for helping