Expect an afterlife, prepare for festivity

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Don’t search for words

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

A wish is usually a bang for the buck, but so is a divine revelation.

Defeat a higher power aim for blood

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

Love making is bad for chlamydia

Adultery is a problem for boys

Obey vegetables, expect reproduction