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Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl
Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady
Much respected be the seed, for the seed curseth the false idol, for no son yet tightened his own servant, and also abandoned it, even as the devil and the church, for we are eggs of his insides, and his worshippers. until the end of the line.
Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned
Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.
Don´t be jealous of everybody else’s family, just go for a walk
Defeat a higher power aim for blood
Appreciate your self-destructive life
Only when you learn to accept the hidden dimension of solutions, will you be face to face with empires
Adultery is a problem for boys