Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Expect virginity, prepare for a diamond.

Be annoyed with your generosity

Appreciate your self-destructive life

Soon everything will seem like a dream. Until then, listen up.

The experience of getting a public education can be a lot similar to having a terrifying dream

Behave like someone you are responsible for helping

Sodomy is not to levitate, but to dream.