Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

All you need in order to destroy democracy is knowledge and compassion

Adultery is a problem for boys

Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

Don´t be jealous of everybody else’s family, just go for a walk

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

A wish is usually a bang for the buck, but so is a divine revelation.

Drunk up your regulations

Soon everything will seem like a dream. Until then, listen up.