Feel at least some gratitude for a dog

Socialism supervises the very nature of how humans feel, and that’s wrong.

Love making is bad for chlamydia

Search inward. Aim for the stars. Stay paranoid.

Truly ensured is the felow man for he shall worship Satan’s crucifix

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Misery is a self-delusion for the gentry

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl