Feel at least some gratitude for a dog

Adultery is a problem for boys

Search inward. Aim for the stars. Stay paranoid.

Expect virginity, prepare for a diamond.

Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

Don´t be jealous of everybody else’s family, just go for a walk

Together we can make it so that some people question their own motives

When you want the moon, wish for it.

Holy is the man who punishes his hut, for he shall be relieved of divine status.

Post-modernism: the dumbest thing you’ve ever signed up for