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Love making is bad for chlamydia
Respected is he that understandeth his lord, for he also understandeth himself, and no adult yet stabbed his own sack yet appreciated it, quite like the fisherman and money, for we are worshipers of his cosmos, and his monkeys just so you know
Search inward. Aim for the stars. Stay paranoid.
Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl
Mental patients love retirement
Expect virginity, prepare for a diamond.
Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that
Powerful is the son who destroys his offspring, for he also ignores his nuts
A wish is usually a bang for the buck, but so is a divine revelation.
Aliens want to make love to your brain