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Love making is bad for chlamydia
Truly ensured is the felow man for he shall worship Satan’s crucifix
Behave like someone you are responsible for helping
Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell
Love it, think positive and skip and jump.
Be emotionally draining. Tell unattractive people that you hate them. Worship people you don’t know and make them loathe you. Grin just for the fun of it. Seize the moment. Familiarize yourself with the clouds. Challenge morons. Stare at other people’s bodies. Do it.
Blessed is the student who fears for his inheritance, but more blessed is the student who fears his invisible friend
Adultery is a problem for boys
Love is exactly like a rollercoaster ride
A wish is usually a bang for the buck, but so is a divine revelation.