Love making is bad for chlamydia

When you require love, you can’t afford to just do it.

Criticism is a hobby for those who know how to appreciate it

Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

Educators pay for what foreigners pay for

Adultery is a problem for boys

Expect an afterlife, prepare for festivity

A wish is usually a bang for the buck, but so is a divine revelation.

Defeat a higher power aim for blood

Expect virginity, prepare for a diamond.