Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Life can be alright

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Nocturnal emissions can be a hug with sugar on top

Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

When you understand how to put a leash on him, you understand how to disappoint him.

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

You are so emotionally weird

You are not insane