Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

Remember that you are in trouble

You must accept traditional pornography

Appreciate your self-destructive life

Life can be alright

Rule 12: play with your friends

If you can confuse it, you can surrender to it

Don’t mess around with nothingness

You must say no to intercourse