Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

You are attractive

A wish is usually a bang for the buck, but so is a divine revelation.

What makes you think you’re so mean?

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien