Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

When you want the moon, wish for it.

Entertain your enemy

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Make sure your brother is feared

Mediocrity is fun all the time. Like sensitive skin.