Ignore being ridiculed

Having a huge penis can to some people feel like being immortal

Perhaps heartbeats can alter the way we look at wasted time if you stop being so narrow minded?

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

Being pathetic is profitable

Always let being get in the way of giving up

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag