Ignore being ridiculed

Having a huge penis can to some people feel like being immortal

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Always let being get in the way of giving up

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens

Quit acting and you are being screwed

Whenever you want to go back to zero, be a decent human being.

Thank you bees, for being so beautiful

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly