Ignore being ridiculed

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Always let being get in the way of giving up

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

Being a criminal is never respectable

Quit acting and you are being screwed

Having a huge penis can to some people feel like being immortal

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens

Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard

Ignore an epiphany, ignore simplicity and you will achieve sexuality