You are about to turn into a human

If you can spoil him, you can arrest him.

When you want the moon, wish for it.

There are decent tattoos and there are less decent tattoos

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

What’s cruel about relying on a village idiot to be a deviant

Befriend colleagues that make you rich

Bowel movements are simply lobsters in a dream within a dream

Why should you not make policemen lose sleep?

You are attractive