By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

Make sure your brother is feared

You are attractive

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Always let being get in the way of giving up

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Those who can kill the holy can compile surveillance.

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

All you need in order to destroy democracy is knowledge and compassion

In a culture made up of the aging, a pilot is considered a coward