By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Insanity is the child of civilization

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

Together we can make it so that some people question their own motives

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Tell a stranger that they are weird

Deny the sexual climax. Deny the dawning of a new era. Deny dry-humping.

The experience of getting a public education can be a lot similar to having a terrifying dream

You can take the daughter out of the slaughterhouse, but you can’t take the slaughterhouse out of the daughter.