Make dick like you mean it

A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

When you understand how to put a leash on him, you understand how to disappoint him.

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted

What makes you think you’re so mean?

When you want the moon, wish for it.

All you need in order to leave is freedom and a clear head

You probably should rethink intolerance

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.