Make dick like you mean it

It’s time to forget everything you know about public health hazards

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

You are not insane

You are attractive

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

Love is exactly like a rollercoaster ride

If we all work together we can make fellow citizens confused