First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Keep on sacrificing, unless you want to be lied to

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted

Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin

Quit acting and you are being screwed

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

Why be depressed when you can be respected?

You are attractive