First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Entertain your enemy

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that