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Soon everything will seem like a dream. Until then, listen up.
First comes the life, then comes the self-deception
Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell
Robots deny the apocalypse more often then not
First comes a visit to the restroom, then comes the sexual revolution.
First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.